Today, I made a cake.

This morning,
I awoke to the sweet music of...
my little sisters screaming at my mother.

This is the conversation:

Emma (11) "Like mom, seriously, I HAVE to go to knott's scary farm tomorrow night!"
Mother     "Emma, you are 11, you aren't very brave, and you don't even sleep in your own bed after watching a scary movie. You won't be able to handle it"
Emma "Like mommmmmmaaahh! >:( YOU SAID I COULD!"
Mother  "No I did not. Go get ready for school"
Emma "I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU!"
Mother "yes you do."
Emma "FINE!" (stomping noise and then slammed door)

This is the conversation between my mother and my other sister Abby:


Abby(10?) "..."
Mother "Abby?"
Abby "..."
Mother "ABBY!"
Abby "..."
Mother "Abby, you need to make sure you are ready to go by the time I get home from dropping off Emma"
Abby "..." (noises from the TV)

Mother takes Emma, and returns.

Mother "Abby! Let's go!"
Abby "fine fine.."
 (walks into the room)
Mother "YOU DIDN'T BRUSH YOUR HAIR!"
Abby "I thought you said I had to be out of bed by the time you got home"
Mother "NO! you were supposed to BE ready"
Abby "FINE!" (stomping noises and a door slam)

You can clearly see why I'm glad to have a day off when they don't.

So, Wednesday was my best friend Heidi's birthday,
and today we are..
PARTYING!!! WOO!

BUT I needed to make her a cake,
so I did.

and it is beautiful!

There is a yeti on it!

These are a few of my favorite things...

NOT The Sound of Music!

These are a few of my favorite books:

The Perks of Being a Wallflower
It's Kind of a Funny Story
Post Secrets
Fight Club
The Broom of the System
A Clockwork Orange

That's right McB, I've read it and it is awesome.

Ok,
Music:
Beirut
Death Cab for Cutie
Modest Mouse
The Flight of the Conchords
Journey
Muse
The Hold Steady
The Blood Brothers
Against Me
Mumford and Sons

Yes, that IS a beast instrument.


now for TV

I only like 3 things.

1. The Office
   (for me, it's the best thing since sliced bread)

2. Saturday Night Live
   (I've seen every episode since the very first. Chris Farley is the greatest comedian of all time in my opinion)

3. South Park
  (I need some ridiculous satire from time to time)



I'm bored now.
"Stay Cool" -Mr. McBride

This is for my wonderful mother(:

So I decided that my mother would read my blog...
IF
I blogged about one of her favorite shows!
DANCING WITH THE STARS!

yeaaaa, I'm not a huge fan,
but I have to admit,
it is entertaining,

when bad things happen!
MUUAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok, so I'm not exactly updated,
but the first week,
David Hasselhoff got eliminated.

Like that's a big surprise,
he thinks he's some kind of sex symbol.

Does THIS look like a sex symbol?



HECK NO!

now, he danced to the song "Sex Bomb" by... geeze I don't know
It was simply awful.

Now Hasselhoff has had a pretty good run,
he was in Night Rider,
Bay Watch
and America's Got Talent.

He had a good run,
BUT HE NEEDS TO STOP.

So, I dub thee David Hasselhoff,
EPIC FAIL.

hopefully I won't remember this...

P.S.
CHLOE KEEDY,

you are awesome, who cares if McB doesn't follow you,
he's not as cool as ME
and I follow you...so yea :D
I LOVE YOU CHLOE<3

Why Wednesdays are bitter sweet.

I thought today was going to be a good one.
I thought that I had something to be excited about.
I thought today I wouldn't take punch after punch in the gut.
I thought MAYBE JUST MAYBE I would get a lucky break.

I thought wrong.
What else is new?

When I woke up this morning,
I was so excited.

DAY 1 of radical honesty went as followed:

-I spoke in English (my favorite class)
   -and what happened?! some IDIOT copied my EXACT story RIGHT after I said it!
   -guess who got more comments from our fearless leader?
          -THE VERY SAME IDIOT

-I attempted to speak to "the guy"
  -it's obvious he's into someone else
  -fml

-I found out that I have driver's training tonight.
  -yeeaaa, raining AND dark
  -also, I haven't actually practiced in weeks
(sorry to all your douches, I'm not a showoff and my parents aren't rich so I couldn't afford to get my permit on time, don't be such assholes just because you can drive. I'm not worried, you'll get yours for driving illegally with passengers in your vehical)


The bright side of my day was remembering this.

CHLOE!
- you should add, "Liz is not attractive to boys"

What would I do before I die?

I would live a week of radical honesty.

That way I could do all the things I wanted to do.

1. I would remove the filter between my thoughts and my speech.
2. I would answer ever question according to my imediate thought.

These are the things that I'm going to do.

-I'll tell that guy that he's cute(:
-I'll tell that chick that she needs to calm down.
-I'll explain to my lost friends that I really don't care what they're saying.
-I'll say my every thought.
-I'll talk in my favorite class.
-I'll turn around in AP US history and tell that douche everything that bugs me about him.
-I'll tell her what I really think about her habits.
-I'll walk over to that little asian kid and invite him to eat lunch with us.
-I'll tell that sophmore that she really needs to re-think her attitude with me.
-I'll tell the class that if they don't try, math is only going to get worse for them.
-I'll tell my councelor where she can stick her "apology candy".
-I'll show them, all of them, that I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid of your so called "high school ethics".

You'll see,
You'll all see.

or fear my yeti!